My friend said he doesn't like pun jokes so I told him ten of my favorite puns to see how many would make him laugh

How do you get...

You don't, you get down from a Goose.

What do you call...

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Watched a TV show...

Needless to say it was a bit one sided

What is the...

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

The following...

The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in Swindon,...

What's the...

The bench can support a family of four.

Huba-buba (long)

Three men are imprisoned by pygmies. They are tied up in the center of a...

How did the...

By singing "I'm Asian Grace."

Who are you and...

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

How many super...

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