Russians invent a clock that turns itself forward 15 min after every swear word...
They made 3 and installed one in the kindergarten, second one in school and third in the military barracks.
Next day they go inspect the clocks and in Kindergarden it is 15 min ahead. OK, that good.
In school it was 8 hours ahead. Well, that is not bad!
In military, before they could even enter to see the clock, they meet an angry general at the door yelling: "Fucking who fucking cunt idiotic imbecile put this retarded motherfucking ventilator piece of shit in this whorehouse fucking wall for fuck sake!"
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