[Hussar officer Rzhevsky](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes#Poruchik_Rzhevsky) meets [Alexander Pushkin](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Pushkin) and asks to write something impromptu. Pushkin thinks for a second and replies: "You are gay and he is gay, but I'm Baron Franz d'Épinay".
Next day, Rzhevsky tells his friends. "Wanna hear a joke Pushkin told me? I don't remember the wording exactly but basically you're all faggots and I'm d'Artagnan".
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