A dumb man saw the "Open" sign on a supermarket and decided to go in and perhaps buy some fruits or veggies. After looking around a bit, he looked out the supermarket window and saw a sign hanging from the inside. He instantly sighed in disappointment and was about to walk out when the manager asked him if something's wrong. He responded "The store was open a couple minutes ago. And now it's closed!"
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