Ruined anniversary

My wife and I entered the local restaurant last night and were met with locals yelling "pedophile" and throwing other names at me.

All this rage and jealousy because I am 52 and my wife is 23.

I will tell you, it completely ruined our tenth anniversary dinner.

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