There was a guy at his buddy's house, and he said to his friend: "Man I must've drunk a lot at your party last night, I was pissing like a sprinkler today!"
Confused, his friend asked: "you mean you were squirting in short bursts?"
The guy replied: "no, I mean I was spraying all over your front yard while your daughter was jumping around in it in a bikini."
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