a man goes into an indian grocers for a pint of milk....the man behind the counter asks what he would like..
the man replies(A PINT OF MILK PLEASE)
the owner replies(YOU WANT A CREW CUT)
(NO)replies the man (A BOTTLE OF MILK)
(YOU WANT SHORT BACK AND SIDES)replies the owner.
(NO) replies the man (A BOTTLE OF MILK):
(YOU WANT PERM)says the indian :
the man lookes over to the owners son sat on a sack of flour and says:
(COULD YOU HAVE A WORD WITH YOUR FATHER HE DOSENT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND ME:)
the young boy replies
(YOU"LL HAVE TO EXCUSE HIM HE ONLY SPEAKS HAIRDO:::
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