Jhon woke up after a hard night of parting at his annual office party.Due to his major hangover, and the lack of memory of the night before, he figured it had probobly been pretty bad. He walked into the kitchen where his wife was making coffe, and said "last night was pretty bad huh" "you have no idea" she replied ,"you made a complete fool of yourself in front of your boss"
"oh piss on him" he yelled angrily
"you did, he fired you" she said
"screw that bastard"ha spat
"I did, your back to work on monday" she replied, and served him his morning coffe
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