A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love
my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a
tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he
sobbed.A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And
my god, your left arm is gone!"The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My
Rolex!"
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