Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down.

Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down. And if you were a lady, replied Roger, you'd stand up and let four people sit down.

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