We were taking about the plans for our birthdays, which are a day apart and coming up.
Friend: I'm so excited, I can't even!
Me: You've lost the ability to even?
Friend: I can no longer even.
Me: That's unfortunate. I can only even sometimes.
Friend: Only sometimes?
Me: I'm an odd person.
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