but they managed to recover his body, though in a charred state. The investigator could not confirm it was him, so he decided to call one of his two good friends, Jim, to confirm that they do in fact have his body in the morgue.
He called Jim, one if his friends, and Jim agreed to come help identify the body. Once he arrive, they opened the drawer where Robert was laying, and Jim took a few moments. "Hmmm, I'm not entirely sure this is my buddy Robert, it looks like him, but can you flip him over?"
The investigator flipped over the body, and Jim said "nope, definitely not him."
So the investigator decided to call his other best buddy, Danny. Danny agreed to identify the body, and met the investigator at the morgue. He pulled Robert out, and it took Danny a few seconds. Danny then said "it sure looks lime him, but can you flip the body over?" The investigator reluctantly flips the body and Danny says "Yep l, definitely not him."
Perplexed, the investigator had to ask why both of them wanted the body to be flipped over, where he replied.
"Well, anytime we came back from one of our hunting trips, everyone would say: here comes Robert and his two assholes ."
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