Road Trip

One afternoon, this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and
relax. On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on
the side of the highway gestures for him to stop.


The first guy rolls down the window and says, "How can I help you?"


"I am the red jerk of the highway. You got something to eat?"


With a smile in his face, the first guy hands a sandwich to the guy in red and
drives away. Not even five minutes later, he comes across another guy. This guy
is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side and waving for him to stop.


A bit irritated, our guy stops, cranks down the window, and says, "What can I
do for you?"


"I am the yellow jerk of the highway. You got something to drink?"


Hardly managing to smile this time, he hands the guy a can of Coke and stomps
on the pedal and takes off again. In order to make it to the lakeside before
sunset, he decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what.


To his frustration, he sees another guy on the side of the road, this one
dressed in blue and signaling for him to stop. Reluctantly, our guy decides to
stop one last time, rolls down his window, and yells, "Let me guess. You're the
blue jerk of the highway, and just what the hell do you wanna have?"


"Driver's license and registration, please."