I actually saw this in action and it worked. Granted it was a conference dinner and everyone was half pissed.
Girl; what do you do?
Guy: I can see the future!
Girl (intrigued): OK, tell me mine.
Guy: I can see my balls bashing off your behind in my room in the next half an hour!
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