My dad, who is trying to learn how to use a computer, calls me to help him apply for a job online. It was one of those online applications where you can fill in the forms or just paste your resume in a box. I'm at work so, in the essence of saving time, I attempt to walk him through pasting his resume:
Me: Open your resume in word.
Dad: ok , it's open.
Me: Press "Ctrl+A"
Dad: ok, everything is highlighted now.
Me: Press "Ctrl+C"
Dad: Ok, nothing happened.
Me: Thats ok. Go back to the webpage and find the box to paste your resume.
Dad: Ok I found it.
Me: Right click inside that box.
Dad: Ok done.
Me: What do you see?
Dad: Click
Me: What do you mean click?
Dad: You told me to write click?
Me: I'm done.. You are doomed.
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