So I'm at the beach with my buddy, on Vancouver Island. We're just sitting on the rocks smoking some joints, meanwhile down on the sand there's girls in bikinis laying on their towels getting some sun. We see this guy walking along the beach talking to the girls.
He's wearing a big colorful Jamaican rasta hat and has this huge ridiculous red feather in his left hand. As he approaches each of the girls on the beach he says something to them. The girls either shake their head no and he moves along to the next girl or they stand right up, go into the bushes with him, and then come back in a few minutes and resume sunbathing.
Eventually he gets close enough that we can hear the conversation. He strolls up to a group of three girls. He says to the first girl "Hey... me tickle your clit with me feather?" and the girl, a little taken aback, says "I'm sorry what did you say?" the guy says "Typical Island weather!" and the girl just kind of smiles at him awkwardly.
He walks up to the second girl and says "Hey! Me tickle your clit with me feather?" now this girl is just aghast and disgustedly says "What the fuck did you just say to me?" and the guy smiles and says "Typical Island weather!" The girl thinks about that for a second and says "Oh yeah I suppose so..."
Then he walks up to the third girl and says "Hey, me tickle your clit with me feather?" the girl squints her eyes at him for a moment then laughs, smiles, says "Yeah sure!"
They go off into the bushes for a few minutes when they come out the girl goes and sits back down on her towel satisfied and the guy keeps walking down the beach. Then this other guy walks up to him. Big fucking Australian guy.
He says "Oi mate! I seen what just happened there... tell me your secret!"
So the guy with the feather says "First, simply say your line on the ladies. Then, if she doesn't like it just make a comment about the weather!"
The Australian guy says "Alright alright.." and walks over to a girl laying in the sand.
He says "Oi! I want to fuck you SO HARD!"
The girl is shocked and says "Excuse me?! What the fuck?!" and the Australian guy grins and says "LOOKS LIKE RAIN!"
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