Bill Clinton is jogging around and tells a Secret Service man, "I can't wait
to get back to the White House so I can rip Monica's panties off!" The
serviceman replies, "Aren't you a bit frisky sir? Bill says, "Nah..they're
just riding up my crack!"
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