Rick and Jerry, after 2 days of tracking a buck, made their way into a clearing. both men are exhausted, getting little sleep during their expedition, and Rick decides that after the last 9 straight hours in the bush, he deserves to take a much needed bathroom break. after Jerry had finished gutting the buck, he realized that an hour had passed since Rick had left the clearing. worried, Jerry walked into the forest and found Rick, back against a tree and sitting as if in a chair. he had fallen asleep while he was taking a dump. Jerry, coming up with a great practical joke, runs back to the clearing and grabs the entrails. after getting back to Rick, he put the guts under Rick's backside. Jerry then walked back to their belongings and fired his rifle, and waited. Rick comes back to the clearing 5 minutes later, looking proud. Jerry, laughing to himself, asks, "so what took you so long?"
"well, I fell asleep while I was pooping and I musta pooped my guts out. but with luck on my side, and a little help from a stick, I got 'em all back in!"
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