Saw this one over in /r/askreddit. The question was, "Teachers of Reddit, what is the funniest reason you sent a student to the principal's office?"
Why are Catholics glad Jesus was crucified instead if stoned?
Because now they do this (make the usual sign of the cross) instead of this (randomly punch yourself all over your body).
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