A wealthy man was driving in his car when
he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and
he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to
my house and I'll feed you," the man said.
"But sir, I have a wife and five children with me.
They are over there, under that tree".
"Bring them along," the rich man replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, too."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said,
"But sir, I also have a wife and seven children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the man answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task,
even for a car as large as it was.
One of the poor fellows turned to the rich man and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place;
the grass is almost 1 meter high!"
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