A Brakpan girl was involved in a serious crash. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the road. Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed." Brakpan: "Ok." Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?" Brakpan: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"
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