Tommy was dying. His wife was with him, standing next to his bed. As he was drawing his last few breaths, he gasped, "Helen, I have one last request." "Of course, Tommy, what is it?" Helen asked softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Louis." "But I thought you hated Louis," said Helen.
With his final breath, Tommy said, "I do."
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