A mailman who had delievered mail to this neighborhood was finally retiring after 30 long years. So on his last day each house had little gifts for him to show him how much they cared, the first house he came to gave him a gift basket full off food, the next house gave him some baked goods and so on.
He finally walks up to a house and standing in the doorway is this gorgeous, long-haired BLONDE and she is wearing nothing but this little neglegie. She takes the mailman by the hand and leads him upstairs where she gives him the best and the longest sex that he has ever had. Afterwards, she takes him downstrairs and fixes him a wonderful breakfast.
Upon finishing he sees a dollar bill under his water glass and curiosity gets the best of him. "I understand the sex and the breakfast," he says, "But whats the dollar for?"
She explains to him, "Well I was telling my husband that today was your last day and asked him what we should do for you and he said 'Fuck the mailman, give him a dollar.'
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