An old sailor comes to shore for the last time, as he is retiring. He says goodbye to his crew and with his final pay check he decides to treat himself. Having been on the ship for many months with an all male crew, he decides to enlist the services of a prostitute. He pays her, and they head to a motel. They get there, and the sailor is a little rusty but things are heating up. They begin to really go at it, or at least he thinks so, before the prostitute says
“Sailor, I think you should know that you’re only going at 3 knots”
To which the sailor replies
“I’m familiar with nautical terms at sea but what does that mean here?”
Before the prostitute retorts
“ Y’know, three knots. You’re not hard, you’re not in, and you’re not getting your money back!”
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