Respect

It's a story about this old married couple and the man has been unhappy for quite a while. He tells his wife : "I'm sick and tired of you not giving me any respect! Pushing me around left and right, always talking behind my back!!"
To which she replies : "But honey, you're in a wheelchair!"

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