One of my friends absolutely hates puns and cannot stand them. So of course I try to tell her at least one a day. I'm running out though, so could you help me out? I'll start:
"What do you call an angel burning to death?"
"A match made in heaven"
EDIT: Good god you guys are good. Thanks for all the new material :D
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