*REQUEST* Anyone know any good "show me a ..." jokes?

These used to be sort of popular, and I can only find this as an example: "Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to 'Pull my Finger'". I think this sub can do better than that.

Does anyone out there have some good "show me a..." jokes?! :)

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