...they heard their pursuers (a rebel group) nearby. They saw an abandoned farmhouse and entered it. There was nothing there that they could use to fight the rebels off. They only saw three empty burlap sacks. The trio entered the sacks and stayed still. The rebels entered the farmhouse and saw the sacks. The rebel leader didn't want to waste time and decided to kick the sacks to check their contents. The sack John was in got kicked and out came a "mrreeaooww!!!" - the sack contained "cats". The sack Paul was in got kicked and out came a "arrwhooofff!" - the sack contained "dogs". Then the sack Peter was in got kicked and out came nothing, not a sound. The rebel leader kicked it again, and again, and again, but still nothing. The rebel leader furiously kept at it until Peter came out mad. He took the rebel leader by the cuff and said "It's a sack of potatoes!"
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