This statement was made by Representative Dick Armey when asked whether he
would resign if he were in the president's place:
"If I were in the president's place I would not get a chance to resign. I
would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey standing over me
saying, 'How do I reload this damned thing?'"
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