A companies CEO is hosting a lavish party, and in his backyard there's an Olympic length swimming pool with living crocodiles in it (obviously it's just there for display). Jokingly the Boss comments "Anybody who's got enough balls to swim the length, and survives can have anything of mine they want!" after some laughter and continued conversation they hear a splash, and see the company treasurer swimming for his life. By some miracle he makes it to the other side without losing any limbs. The boss was initially joking, but now he doesn't want to go back on his words. "You've got guts ma' boy, so what is it that you want?" the boss asks. Amid rapid gasping breaths, the treasurer says, "Just tell me who's the Jackass that pushed me in"
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