Reporter from Ohio heard about a church in eastern Kentucky that people there
held rattle snakes as a profession of faith. So he decided to check it out. he
went the following Sunday to the church and took his seat in the back row. Just
then the pastor came out with the 6 foot long rattle snakes and they began to
pass them down the rows. He began to sweat profusely and asked where the door
was to one of the usher. he replied " Sir didn't they tell ya that you can't get
out while the church service it going on?" that make him even worse then he
asked "well then where is that back door?" and the usher replied "there aren�t
one." "THEN WHERE DO YOU WANT ONE!?" yelled the reporter.
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