Health insurance


A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery.


He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.


As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.


She asked if he had health insurance.


He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."


The nun asked if he had money in the bank.


He replied, "No money in the bank."


The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"


He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."


The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."


The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."


Submitted by Muffin_007
Edited by Yisman

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