René Descartes walks into a bar

~~The bartender asks him if he wants a drink.~~

~~"I don't think so..."~~

The bartender says "Hey, René, gonna have your usual?"

"I don't think I am."

Descartes disappears.

Edit: Fixed it by popular demand.

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