... and as he sallies up to the bar and takes off his tricorne, the bartender notices it is lined with napkins...
Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and as he points at the hat he asks, "napkins?"
The pirate eyes him suspiciously and responds, "Aye, ye ain't a true pirate without a Bounty on ye head!"
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