So I was time travelling, and thought it would be fun to go back and take a photograph of Rembrandt's parents shagging, bring it back to 2013 and show people the image —
They will say "that's impossible! How can you have a photograph of that? Photography was invented 220 years later, and in France not Holland!!"
I'll have to reply with the only fitting phrase "It's an artists conception"
*tyvm*
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