Baytown

There was a family who moved to a place called baytown. there was a dad, a
mom, and a young boy. the first day they are there he comes back from town and
says mommy what does food mean. then the mom says food means s***. the next day
he comes back from town and says mommy what does clothes mean. and the mom says
clothes means f***. the third days he come back and says mommy what does priest
mean. the mom says a priest means bitch. a few days later the mom and dad say
were have a priest over for dinner, so be nice. the priest rings the doorbell
later that night and the mom and dad are up stairs in their bedroom changing,
the food is on the table, and the kid opens the door and says, hey bitch, threes
s*** on the table, and my mom and dad are up stairs f******.