A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin
to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck
says, "I want my $20 million."
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you
a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the
next 19 years."
The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won
it and I want it."
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day
and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my
money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now,
then I want my dollar back!"
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