The Farmer's Daughter

A man is driving through the country. Just as it's getting dark
his front left tire goes flat, and he is without a spare. He
walks up to the nearest house and asks to spend the night. The
farmer, being a generous soul, says, "Sure thing, but only on
one condition. I'll be putting you in the same bed as my
daughter, but I don't want you touching her. So I'm going to put
a row of eggs between the two of you to make sure there's no
messing about." The man sees no problem with this, and the
farmer treats him to dinner.


The daughter is there, and the man sees that she is the most
beautiful woman that he has ever seen. He can't keep his eyes
off her, and she can't keep her eyes off him. That night, they
make wild passionate love on the bed, breaking eggs and spilling
yolk everywhere. In order to fool the farmer, the man and the
farmer's daughter come up with a plan. It takes all night, but
they manage to get all of the eggs glued back together by
sunrise. They then fall asleep, exhausted.


The next morning the farmer wakes them up and collects the eggs.
He goes into the kitchen and proceeds to make breakfast. The
farmer cracks the first egg... nothing. He cracks the second
egg... nothing. By this time the farmer's face is getting red.
He cracks a third egg... nothing. In a rage, the farmer gets out
his rifle, runs right past the startled man, and shoots the
chickens.