His 4 year old daughter runs into the bathroom. She says "What are you doing?"
The redneck replies "Shaving"
The little girl staring at the naked man for awhile points at the mans penis and says "Whats that?"
The redneck pauses, looks down and says "Thats my dick."
The girl looks down her pants, looks back up and asks "When do I get one?"
The redneck replies, "As soon as I am done shaving"
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