A nice young man had been having problems with him Reddit library card recently.
He walks up to the counter with two books: Username, and Everything Else: A Scientific Journey.
He smiled at the library woman.
"Hello! How are you?" said the nice young man with a big smile.
"I'm good, thank you!" she replied, taking the books. She also grabbed his Reddit library card. It says his username is "nothing_worksout_4me" and his ID# is '445732423'.
Scanning the man's ID, the computer beeped. She scanned the books too.
"Yep," said the woman, "this right here says that your ID has an error."
"What?" the young man said, leaning to look at the screen.
"Yep," the woman replied, "I mean, Username checks out but Everything Else doesn't."
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