A guy goes to the doctor. "Doctor, please help me! My penis is orange!" The doctor does an exam and asks some questions... "Do you work with hazardous chemicals at your job?" The man answers "No, in fact I've been unemployed." The doctor says "What have you been doing?" The man answers "Just sitting around the house, watching porn and eating Cheetos."
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