I recently had a dream which I sincerely hope is prescient. It seems that all of the current crop of Presidential aspirants and their owners were killed in the aftermath of a miraculous awakening of public awareness. They all were given a mass funeral, with each of them having only two pallbearers.
Only two pallbearers for each of them?
Well after all, garbage cans only have two handles.
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