Ever have one of those days where stopping for 1 beer turns into 5 turns into 12 turns into I haven't seen my family in 4 days.
I was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands. I waited a minute and no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.
I met a girl, she made me dinner, called me honey, met my family, I thought we had something going? Stupid waitress.
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