A man is standing in front of a bar...

...named *Rachel's Legs*. A cop drives by, stops his vehicle and looks at the man. Then he drives off. 30 minutes later the cop drives by, looks at the man and drives off. 15 minutes later the same cop drives by again. He gets suspicious, gets out of his vehicle and walks over to the man. "Excuse me sir," the officer speaks, "You've been standing here for 45 minutes now. What are you trying to do?" "Oh I'm sorry officer," the man replies, "I'm just waiting for *Rachel's Legs* to open so I can get a drink."

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