there was a man outside reading the newspapper nacked and
suddenly a littel girl walks by,he quickly says to himself "oh
crap what should I do".He puts the newspapper over himself. The
girl asks what ca hidin' under there mister ." Ah ah my birdy"
he replies. can i play with him mister. Ah ,no he is sleeping
now.He doses off . He wakes up in the hostpital. channel seven
news comes up to him and says" what happened"? He says" i do not
know ask that littel girl ovetr there. so they did. The girl
says "oh yeah I played with his birdy I brock his neck, smashed
both its eggs and then I lit his nest on fire.
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