A visibly upset man goes to see his rabbi one day and says:
"Rabbi, you won't believe what happened to me! Last week, someone stole my bicycle from the synagogue!"
The rabbi is deeply upset by this, but after thinking for a moment, he offers a solution: "Next week come to services, sit in the front row, and when we recite the Ten Commandments, turn around and look at the people behing you. And when we got to 'Thou shalt not steal,' see who can't look you in the eyes and that's your guy."
The rabbi is very pleased with his suggestion, and so is the man.
And next service, the rabbi is very curious to learn whether his advice worked. He waits for the man by the doors of the synagogue, and asks him "So dit it work? "
"Like a charm," the man answers. "The moment we got to 'Thou shalt not commit adultery,' I remembered where I left my bicycle."
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