/r/jokes, I need your help to win a woman, please! (sorry this isn't a joke post)

I am going on a first date with a girl whom I ***really*** like and she loves humor and to laugh, and I NEED TO KNOW some serious gut buster jokes. I don't care if they're dirty or sexual or furthermore offensive in nature. Please, just lay your best stuff on me in the comments.

Not looking for karma, I only need help!


Edit: May 10, 2013 - The girl and I had a great time and I made her laugh a lot! Had a great time! Thank you for some of these jokes, reddit! Asked her out on another date!

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