A busload of politicians was driving down a country road, when suddenly the
bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.
The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole
and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw
the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer told him he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordly, were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how
them crooked politicians lie."
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