A new boss came to a new job in a factory. His intention was to
get rid of all the people who weren't working as hard as they
should.
As he walked through the factory he saw a man leaning against
the wall doing nothing. So the new boss went up to him and
asked, "How much do you get paid a week?" The man replied,
"$200." So the boss said, "Here's $200. Now don't come back."
After the guy left, the boss asked one of the other guys, "What
was that guy's job?" "The pizza delivery guy."
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