so he posts an ad in the local paper. A couple of days later he's contacted by a young man, and asks him to come up to Notre Dame so that he can learn the ropes.
"Ringing ze bells of Notre Dame truly is an art, and there is only one way to get ze perfect sound you know. Here, I will show you"
The young man looks bewildered as Quasimodo starts stepping backwards, his eyes locked on one of the magnificent bells of Notre Dame. His back reaches the far wall of the tower, and before the young man knows it he starts racing towards the bell, his head tucked in in front of him. He smashes into the bell head first, and as the bells swings out a beautiful sound rich sound echoes through Paris. Quasimodo jumps out of the way as the bell swings back, pride gleaming across face.
"and zat my friend iz how you ring ze bells of Notre Dame. Now it iz your turn"
So the young man starts stepping backwards, eyes locked on the bell, and as soon as his back reaches the far wall of the tower he starts running towards the bell, tucking his head. He smashes into it, and as it swings out a beautiful sound rich sound echoes through Paris. But as the bell swings back the young man forgets to move out of the way, and the bell knocks into him, throwing him off the tower, and he falls to the ground below.
Quasimodo looks down and sees the still body, and crowds starting to gather around it. So of course, he runs down to see if he's still alive. By then a policeman is near the body, and Quasimodo can see him examining the young man’s lifeless face. The policeman sees Quasimodo, and knowing that the man has fallen from the tower of Notre Dame he calls out to him.
"Quasimodo, Quasimodo...tell me, who iz this poor young man?"
"You know, I'm afraid I didn't catch his name officer....but his face sure does ring a bell"
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